toptumbles:

Police dog owns shooter

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How To Become A “Successful” Youtuber

I normally don’t post pessimistic things like this but this is only for good-natured humor, I am not hating on any Youtubers, or Apple (I’m a huge fan myself) or anyone else. I only hope I can get a few laughs with this.

How To Become A “Successful” Youtuber

Step 1. Create intriguing and engaging, high quality, HD videos where you connect with your growing subscriber base and pretend they actually matter to you. Be sure to make your viewers laugh or repulse at your content, just to get them talking. Repeat until reaching ~5,000 subscribers.

Tip: Make sure Justin Bieber or the current most-talked about celebrity is somewhere in your title and/or thumbnail. 

Step 2. Start a secondary Vlog channel and post daily. Repeat until reaching ~10,000 subscribers on either channel and then switch to one per week. Neglect main channel for weeks on end.

Tip: Be sure to include as much footage of you shopping and buying crap you don’t need using your sudden rush of income.

Tip 2: Be sure to shout, “Hey! I’m vlogging here!” occasionally to show your viewers you’re as cool as Shay Carl. (Hint: You’re really not, nobody is.)

Step 3. Take expensive vocations every other month (or week) using the cash you’re pulling in from your Youtube Partnership. Repeat until reaching ~20,000 subscribers.

Tip: Be sure to complain about how tired you are about having to edit videos. (Working is hard, I know.)

Tip 2: Make sure you visit Starbucks at least twice per video and flaunt your Apple devices as much as possible. White iPhone 4’s and Macbook Airs are a plus. 

Step 4. Start  “Ask Me Questions” (Q&A) videos where you smugly answer questions that you pulled from your social networks minutes before, or during filming. Repeat indefinitely.

Tip: Release at least one to three of these video per month to keep the money—I mean, community flourishing.

Tip 2 : Be sure to include guest Youtubers to increase viewership.

Tip 3: Don’t worry about intricate editing or uploading in HD, you’ve got them hooked. 

Step 5. ????

Step 6. Profit.

The Oliverian: 10 Facts About You

oliverian:

1. You are reading this post

2. You are realizing that is a stupid fact, you clicked it

4. You didn’t notice I skipped three.

5 You’re checking now

6. You’re smiling

7. You are still reading this post but you want to switch away because you know the rest is the same.

9. You…

(Source: oliverian)

toptumbles:

Hey buds

Sincerely, Fate

Cat Eye (Taken with instagram)

First Time: In-N-Out (Taken with instagram)

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koaorquia:

Peacock - Katy Perry 

Chatroulette Version

Must Watch. Hilarious!

Why does this guy’s dancing remind me of Jordan R? 

The second to the last guy. Tell me not?!

you guys have to watch/reblog this. holy shit. i cant stop crying. SO FUCKING FUNNY. 

THIS just made my day. Rofl.

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Lady GaGa Belts Out ‘Edge Of Glory’ On ‘Idol’

Lady GaGa is primarily known for her crazy outfits and onstage antics but beneath all the glamour is a very talented artist. The point was proven on this evening’s ‘American Idol’ finale where the Pop megastar belted out her new hit, ‘The Edge of Glory’. You better sing GaGa!

God, you bitches are quick.